Dearest Emily,
I have been laughing with you for decades. You have been entertaining my ridiculousness since 1st grade, and having your sisterhood for all these years is a blessing. I hate that you have cancer. THAT’S ALL TYPES OF FUCKED UP AND FUCKING MORE. Fucking CANCER. I hope cancer gets a fucking cancer cell and it kills it like the piece of shit that it is.
You are the strongest person that I know. There are times when I forget what you are battling. Because you have such a strength about you that makes it seem like fighting cancer is easy. Which is far from any type of truth. You cry, you hurt, and everyday you are wondering what your life is going to be like, and then you continue to entertain me, be the most supportive wife, caring sister and daughter, BEST AUNTIE, and Walter could not find a better home.
I want you to know how much I see you, and appreciate you.
For this next show, I’m donating 50 percent of the ticket sales to you. Surprise. I love you. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you that I was going to do this, but I didn’t want you trying to tell me not to.
FUCK CANCER.
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(this comedy show event is postponed until things calm down surrounding the virus and group gatherings.)
STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS ON FUTURE SHOW DATE :)